We have a mouse problem in the bunkhouse here at the VX.  To combat the mice, we’ve set up an extensive trapline and try to check it daily.  Out of nine traps, most days we catch two or three mice in the bunkhouse.  But the other day we discovered we had actually caught TWO mice in ONE trap!  We’d never seen such a thing.  How about you?

(FYI:  The bunkhouse is nothing more than an old trailer house.  Is it just me, or did American society markedly speed its decline when trailer houses were invented?  Curse the people who invented trailer houses.  But that’s another story for another time.)