He had two good ones today:

1

Asher:  [holding up his thumb and two fingers] My birthday will be here after we sleep this many more times.

Schwan Man:  Oh, how old will you be?

Asher:  [adding on the last two fingers] A whole hand.

2

[getting ready for bed after he’s returned from spending two nights at Grandma’s house]

Mama:  Did you shower or take a bath at Grandma’s?

Asher:  No.

Mama:  Did you brush your teeth at Grandma’s?

Asher:  No.  We just mostly have fun at Grandma’s.