He had two good ones today:
1
Asher: [holding up his thumb and two fingers] My birthday will be here after we sleep this many more times.
Schwan Man: Oh, how old will you be?
Asher: [adding on the last two fingers] A whole hand.
2
[getting ready for bed after he’s returned from spending two nights at Grandma’s house]
Mama: Did you shower or take a bath at Grandma’s?
Asher: No.
Mama: Did you brush your teeth at Grandma’s?
Asher: No. We just mostly have fun at Grandma’s.