I think we’ve been spending too much time in the sticks.  This morning I gathered the kids in a huddle and announced that we were going to town today.

Me:  “Your cousin is playing a football game in town this morning, and we’re going to drive down to watch him.  The game starts in two hours, and if we’re going to get there it’s going to take everybody working together to get ready and get loaded so we’re not late.”

Asher:  [genuinely concerned]  “Will I have to change into White Man clothes?”